last week we noticed elliott was peeing through his diapers. it was hard not to notice when he soaked me three times in one day and then peed all over our bed the next morning. we figured it was just the cheap walmart “parents choice” diapers and vowed never to buy them again, but then it happened with the expensive huggies left over from the hospital and the kirkland signature diapers we bought to replace the parents choice. we’ve tried tucking his wang down, but to no avail - he pees out the front, out the back, out the sides. we can’t change him fast enough to keep up with him.

all of you out there with girls, feel lucky that you don’t have to deal with this issue. only thing worse than peeing your own pants is having someone else pee your shirt.

amanda 08.14.08 | 08:34

weird. is it really a boy thing? izzy has never had pee come out her diapers, but she certainly has had poo slip out. one day it snuck all the way up the back all over her outfit and all over my pants. thankfully, i was at my in-laws house and not at church or anything.

it really could be the diapers. or…the diapering. ha! joke.

ashley 08.14.08 | 10:13

i read this and laughed, then read it out loud to my co-worker and then laughed.

Sarah 08.14.08 | 22:26

my first thought the first time it happened was “oh man, i suck at diapering” but then it happened after justin changed him (like 2 minutes after he put a new diaper on him) and after justin’s mom changed him. we’ve just got an escape artist. or escape penis.

Sarah 08.14.08 | 23:53

also, the only thing worse than someone peeing your shirt is peeing and pooping your shirt like elliott did to justin this afternoon in the ikea parking lot.

Samantha 08.15.08 | 17:30

Baby boys’ “wangs” as you so delicately put it is exactly why I’m afraid of having a boy.

She has had her share of pee coming out of her diapers but I too can testify of the many, many, used to be daily or several times daily, poop shooting out of her diapers. Nast.

Sarah 08.17.08 | 15:22

i was and am more nervous about communicating with a little boy and understanding how their minds work than i ever was about genitals. now that his circumcision has healed it’s a piece of cake.

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